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So I came home the other day, and THESE were in front of my neighbor's home:


So you could appreciate the scale, I asked Vito to be in the photo.  On a SLIM DAY, Vito is about 130 lbs - if we feed him Twinkies and pretzels he tops 140.

Poll #1-2008
Open to: all, results viewable to: all

What would you do?

IGNORE (easy for you to say since you're not living next door)
Let big Vito do what he wants (which is, incidentally, to lift his leg whenever he gets near the lions - which so far I haven't let him do)
Get bigger lions, or elephants, for our home (tell me where)
Get the kids from Rutgers to paint them red.
Run a "Name The Lions" contest (could I award the lions to the winner?)
Congratulate the neighbor on his impeccable taste and his extraordinary luck in finding such distinctive lawn ornaments.


Any other suggestions?

Lions

Date: 2008-06-12 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I feel the cement blocks are absolutely hilarious. The whole thing must be a joke, like having pink flamingos on your lawn to annoy your neighbors.

My vote is for Vito to be allowed to pee on them when nobody sees him. But, he may need a ladder.

I find it hard to believe that they didn't talk to you first. Maybe it's getting back at you for bringing your motorcycle home (or don't you?)



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