LIONS, and tigers and bears, OH MY!

[stusegal]

So I came home the other day, and THESE were in front of my neighbor's home:


So you could appreciate the scale, I asked Vito to be in the photo.  On a SLIM DAY, Vito is about 130 lbs - if we feed him Twinkies and pretzels he tops 140.

Poll #1-2008
Open to: all, results viewable to: all

What would you do?

IGNORE (easy for you to say since you're not living next door)
Let big Vito do what he wants (which is, incidentally, to lift his leg whenever he gets near the lions - which so far I haven't let him do)
Get bigger lions, or elephants, for our home (tell me where)
Get the kids from Rutgers to paint them red.
Run a "Name The Lions" contest (could I award the lions to the winner?)
Congratulate the neighbor on his impeccable taste and his extraordinary luck in finding such distinctive lawn ornaments.

Any other suggestions?

Comments

[stu-segal.livejournal.com]

I would like to agree, but . . . what would a homeowners assn say about our bikes (with Termignoni and Two Brothers exhausts), our car with Borla exhaust, our multi-thousand watt home theater system, and last but not least the seriously big bullmastiff who shares our home and wanders the neighborhood with me?

Wait just a minute!!! Maybe the lions are the neighbors' way of retaliating against me!

(but I still think they're hideous - I think I will let Vito annoint them)